If you two minutes to stop laughing I admire you

 1. Snakes, ants, spiders, centipedes and a few people at home playing mahjong .8 circle, smoked cigarettes. We discussed who should be allowed to buy cigarettes. Snake wrote: I did not feet, I do not let the ants go. Ant said: Spider eight legs, more than I let the spider go. Spider said: my feet more than the big brother, however centipede Yeah, go to the centipede. centipedes frustration, I thought: no way, Who my feet much? So go out to buy cigarettes hh centipede more than an hour, but not centipede back two hours later, but he did not buy cigarettes back centipede. So go out and see all the spiders, centipedes spiders went out to see sitting at the door, the spider is very angry Q: how can you not going? everyone waiting. centipedes are also anxious, said: nonsense! you gotta put on my shoes, so now!!!
2, I have the key
there is a madhouse. one day , the President would like to see how many people sick good. let nurses on the wall painted doors children. I saw one patient crazy's against the wall. Dean was disappointed, when suddenly he saw only one patients remain indifferent. Dean was very happy, busy ran to ask him: spiders and bees
marriage engagement, spiders are very satisfied, so he asked his mother: is also a flight attendant. engage in the network. Bee said: the day does not go out to get you to know that breaking the LAN! Spider said: all day walk out, rub a cosmetics are straight dregs!
finally good, but: bees always complain: you are so close , and the total stay in their own net, can the external network and the outside on the exchange of communication spider ah. Spider sigh: Oh, you do not know ah, the company limited, it is not on the external network ah.
4, near the search. a few days off Lawton, both exhausted, lying on the ground to sleep. When Michael woke up and found to be around them more than five hundred armed Republican Guard, Saddam surrounded He quickly awakened by Yuri shouted: the farmer had to let her go when the scarecrow scare crow corn. The results to get there, she not only scare away the crows, and even scared Three Ravens steal the corn before sending back.